what if your url somehow had something to do with your future
its very possible
being called cute can mean many things
- you’re adorable
- aw you’re sweet
- omg you look like a baby i want to mush your face
- you’re pretty!
- wow you’re good looking
- HOLY WOW
- i want to fuck you right now
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
how much can a whale ejaculate????
The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notes
MISSING : BOOBS
things that dont make you a rude guest:
- asking for a drink
- asking where the toilet is
- looking around the house
things that do make you a rude guest:
- pissing in the fireplace
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself